[SEL] O/T Senior Texting Code
Judge Tommy Turner
Lcjudge at scrtc.com
Fri Jan 21 09:10:48 PST 2011
You forgot:
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Tommy Turner
Magnolia, KY
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[mailto:sel-bounces at lists.stationary-engine.com] On Behalf Of Richard
Strobel
Sent: Thursday, January 20, 2011 11:04 PM
To: The SEL email discussion list
Subject: [SEL] O/T Senior Texting Code
I can relate to most of these :-)
Senior Texting Code
Since more and more Seniors are texting and
tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If
you
qualify for Senior Discounts, this is the code for you.....
ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Fell
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh, My! Sorry.... Gas!
ROFL: CGU: Rolling On The Floor
Laughing...
And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
LMGA: Lost My Glasses Again
GLKI: Gotta Go ... Laxative Kicking In!
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