[SEL] O/T Senior Texting Code

[Richard Strobel]

I can relate to most of these :-)



         Senior Texting Code

                            Since more and more Seniors are texting and 
tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you 
qualify for Senior Discounts, this is the code for you.....

                                ATD:  At The Doctor's
                                BFF:  Best Friend Fell
                                BTW:  Bring The Wheelchair
                                BYOT:  Bring Your Own Teeth
                                CBM:  Covered By Medicare
                               CUATSC:  See You At The Senior Center
                                DWI: Driving While Incontinent
                                FWB:  Friend With Beta Blockers
                                FWIW:  Forgot Where I Was
                                FYI:  Found Your Insulin
                                GGPBL:  Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
                                GHA:  Got Heartburn Again
                                HGBM:  Had Good Bowel Movement
                                IMHO:  Is My Hearing-Aid On?
                                LMDO:  Laughing My Dentures Out
                                LOL:  Living On Lipitor
                                LWO:  Lawrence Welk's On
                                OMMR:  On My Massage Recliner
                                OMSG:  Oh, My! Sorry.... Gas!
                                ROFL:  CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... 
And Can't Get Up
                                SGGP:  Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
                                TTYL:  Talk To You Louder
                               WAITT:  Who Am I Talking To?
                                WTFA:  Wet The Furniture Again
                                WTP:  Where's The Prunes?
                                WWNO:  Walker Wheels Need Oil
                                LMGA:  Lost My Glasses Again
                                GLKI:  Gotta Go ... Laxative Kicking In!