[SEL] Portland 2010

[Mike Royster]

Tim:

   Thanks to your connections to the seedy underworld of the Kentuckian 
"Boss Hawg", I am forewarned and prepared.  That's why I am bringing Miles 
this year.  Who knows what his real occupation is but he goes by Miles "the 
Hammer" Hamrick.  Looking forward to seeing you and all my future treasures 
you and Tommy have assembled for me!

Mike (the only good and saintly) Royster


----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Tim Christoff" <tchristoff at earthlink.net>
To: "The SEL email discussion list" <sel at lists.stationary-engine.com>
Sent: Sunday, August 22, 2010 10:13 AM
Subject: Re: [SEL] Portland 2010


> Mike, this is off list for your protection, I intercepted an email this 
> morning from a person who only goes by the name "INK".  After some digging 
> I found out that this means "Incarcerated -n- Kentucky".  I think he is 
> mad at some Judge in those parts.  Anyway, the message is as follows:
>
> "To anyone who get this and knows Mike Royster please give him this 
> message - I overheard a conversation 2 days ago in the back room near my 
> cell.  Somebody named Boss Tommy is planning on taking some poor oil 
> barren sap to the cleaners and they mentioned the name of Mike R.  There 
> was some talk about Steve the Builder brewing up a batch of elixer in a 
> galvanized still and that Boss Tommy had made a little trip to NC to pick 
> up the stuff.  He is planning on mixing it with some Pepsi when Mike R is 
> not looking or off trying to nail his next victim.  I suspect that Steve 
> the Builder  and Boss Tommy are planning on retriving something called an 
> antique engine or something like that, then selling it and splitting the 
> profits.  There was talk of a 3rd party somewhere in a place called PA, 
> they called him Mr Novo but I have no idea what that means.  If anyone 
> picks this up please let MR know that his life is in danger!
>
> INK."
>
>
>
> So Mike I guess you had better spend all your time at your display keeping 
> an eye on Tommy Turner (AKA - Boss Tommy) instead of coming by my display. 
> Your life is not worth whats on my trailer.
>
> Tim Christoff.
>
> PS - I don't believe a word of you trying to nail your next victim, your 
> an honest person!  It now is coming to light that the true evil brother is 
> Steve.
>
>
>
> Tommy,  I would keep a close eye on your cooler if I were you. I won't be 
> able to make Portland this year so  someone will have to keep the Evil 
> Brother under control. Just make sure those Pepsi's haven't been tampered 
> with before you take a swig. I  noticed some elixir missing the other day 
> and I fear it may have fallen into dangerous hands! Be careful and bring 
> reject engines only, Ya never know what you'll go home without! 
> Steve. The good Brother!
>
>
>>
>> Mike, Roysters are allowed anywhere they want to set up. You and that
>> brother of yours have cleaned me out on more than one occasion... you
>> might as well set up close by so you can take a load back to NC!
>>
>> Tommy Turner
>> Magnolia, KY
>>
>>
>
>
>
>
> Tim Christoff
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