[SEL] Thieves

[Judge Tommy Turner]

Elden,
	The best one I had though was a couple that came in and asked if
I could marry them immediately.  I told them yes and the groom said
"yeah, we need to get to the hospital because her water broke on the way
here".  Talk about cutting it close!  I did my abbreviated ceremony and
had them hitched in a couple of minutes.  

Tommy  Turner
Magnolia, KY



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DuRand
Sent: Saturday, May 23, 2009 11:01 AM
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Tommy:

Now THAT'S funny!!!!!!

Take care - Elden
http://www.oldengine.org/members/durand 

> -----Original Message-----
> From: sel-bounces at lists.stationary-engine.com
> [mailto:sel-bounces at lists.stationary-engine.com]On
>  Behalf Of Judge Tommy
> Turner
> Sent: Friday, May 22, 2009 08:31 PM
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> Subject: Re: [SEL] Thieves

.....................snip......................

> Back to the shotgun, the young gent and
> gal were there to be
> married and the girl told me that her dad would 
> be along and he wanted
> to make it truly a "shotgun wedding" (she was 
> about 4 months pregnant).
> She said he's big joker.  I know of him and knew 
> him to be one.  So, I
> performed a wedding in the courtroom with her dad 
> standing there with a
> shotgun on his hip.  A lot of photos were made 
> and the couple said they
> would have some good stories to tell the new little one.  
> 
> Tommy Turner
> Magnolia, KY


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