[SEL] Kaintuck Plunder

[Judge Tommy Turner]

Darn Mike, I want to be hospitable...... but!!!!!  The last fellas that
came in here were from California.  I tried to be hospitable to them and
gave 'em some hunks of cheese and crackers.  With you NC boys, I gave
you some hunks of iron and got cracked!  What's the world coming to?

Tommy Turner
Magnolia, KY



-----Original Message-----
From: sel-bounces at lists.stationary-engine.com
[mailto:sel-bounces at lists.stationary-engine.com] On Behalf Of Mike
Royster
Sent: Sunday, July 12, 2009 6:31 PM
To: The SEL email discussion list
Subject: Re: [SEL] Kaintuck Plunder

It was the dangdest thing.  Steve and Tommy hunkered down over in the
corner 
and went to swapping dollars, then I saw Steve and Tommy toast the deal
with 
some diet Pepsis Steve had in his cooler.  Next thing I know Tommy is
all 
swimmy headed and sits down over in the lounge chair and gets real
sleepy 
like.  Steve then tells me he and Tommy struck a new deal and we were to

hook up to Tommy's big trailer and load the truck and trailer.  Before
you 
know it, we had a load of Hagans, Geisers and Ottos (oh my) and some of
the 
nicest carts too.  But before we left, Steve went over and drug Tommy
under 
the shade so he wouldn't burn in that hot sun.  My brother is
considerate 
like that.  As we drove out the driveway Tommy decided he was through 
napping and started waiving something fierce, you could tell he was
choked 
up a bit and staggering a might too.  Well, being southern and all, we 
waived back and hollered back too.  I could here him saying "Yall come
back 
here!!"  He was already missing us something powerful.  And then Steve 
muttered something soft like "oh we will Tommy, we sure will."

This engine friendship is a powerful bond.  My brother has that effect
on 
folks.........

MR

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Judge Tommy Turner" <lcjudge at scrtc.com>
To: "'The SEL email discussion list'" <sel at lists.stationary-engine.com>
Sent: Sunday, July 12, 2009 5:58 PM
Subject: Re: [SEL] Kaintuck Plunder


> Well Arnie, all I can tell you is I went to the shop yesterday morning
> and didn't have room to park a push mower.  This morning I went up
there
> and now I can park a semi in it!  Not sure if someone spiked my Diet
> Pepsi while I wasn't looking yesterday or what.  All I can say is
watch
> those guys from NC!
>
> Tommy Turner
> Magnolia, KY
>
>
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: sel-bounces at lists.stationary-engine.com
> [mailto:sel-bounces at lists.stationary-engine.com] On Behalf Of Arnie
Fero
> Sent: Sunday, July 12, 2009 5:31 PM
> To: The SEL email discussion list
> Subject: Re: [SEL] Kaintuck Plunder
>
> Hey Tommy,
>
> There's a rumor going around that the plunder that left your place
with
> those two
> scalliwag Cloistered Oysters was SUCH a haul that they're taking all
> back roads
> going home to avoid troopers with portable scales.
>
> Can you shed any light on the weekend's events?  Pictures (or mug
shots)
> would be
> even better.
>
> See ya,  Arnie
>
> On Sun, July 12, 2009 4:21 pm, Judge Tommy Turner wrote:
>>
>> Steve, I hope you made it home from my place in one piece.  Thanks.
>
>
>
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