[SEL] Bambi and Nitro Need Your Help!! (OT)

[Dave Rotigel]

Hi Arnie,
         I just talked to Nick. he said to thank you for the publicity. 
Honsburger talked about the sale earlier tonight on KDKA. I'm in for 
$250,000.00 but need several other backers in order to meet Nick's reserve. 
Can I count on you as a partner? Sure beats looking at NUKES all day!
         Dave
PS, Bambi and Nitro said to say HI!

At 09:50 PM 1/27/2005, you wrote:
>OK Folks,
>
>We've all heard the pleas for help in these troubled times.  Everything from
>bail for Michael Moore's bodyguard to Tsunami Relief.  Well, here's one more.
>
>You all know Bambi and Nitro.  They frequently show up at engine shows 
>that Dave
>& I attend.  They have even been linked with that sordid incident at Portland
>that Reggie was involved in.  BTW, the involvement of the sheep and the
>kangaroo was never proved.
>
>You may not know that Bambi and Nitro are working really hard to get their
>degrees.  And to help pay their college tuition, they dance.  Now here's 
>the rub
>(so to speak).  The Gentleman's Club where they dance is up for auction on
>eBay.
>
>You heard me right.  "Climax World Famous Gentleman's Club and NUDE Drive Thru
>Climax One - Worlds only NUDE Drive Thru"  Is on the block!!
>http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4353224520
>
>Now how does this affect Bambi and Nitro you ask?  Well there is this local
>"group" that favors bible study and casts a squinty eye at young ladies 
>dancing
>to pay for their college tuition.  They are pooling their funds to buy Climax
>and turn it into a Tea and Bible Study Room.  Naturally, this will leave Bambi
>and Nitro without employment and they'll probably have to leave college and do
>who knows what to survive.  Poor things...  They'd bid on the place 
>themselves,
>but they can't afford the opening bid of $299,000.
>
>What can YOU do to help?
>
>Since there are a number of you who now enjoy the Seven Day Weekend, you
>probably realize that you miss the hurley-burley of the work-a-day world, at
>least a little.  Here's your chance!!  Pool your funds and buy Climax!!  You
>would save Bambi and Nitro from a fate worse than death (and I'm sure they
>would really show their gratitude) and you would have an interesting business
>to run!!
>
>Could retirement get any sweeter?  The auction runs until February 24th so you
>still have time.  Help make sure that Bambi and Nitro will be able to attend
>Portland again!!
>
>Sure do wish I was retired!!
>
>See ya,  Arnie
>
>Arnie Fero
>Pittsburgh, PA
>fero_ah at city-net.com
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