[SEL] Boy are we stoopid!!/ Oyster Crackers

Mike Royster mr at carolina.rr.com
Tue Dec 27 14:27:00 PST 2005


Leave it to an engineer to over-analyze the situation.  Steve is big-time
contractor,  I merely sell a little gas and oil.  I am smiling as I drive
the Rumely, that is my "happy face"!!!!

MR Oyster

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Curt" <curt at imc-group.com>
To: "The SEL email discussion list" <sel at lists.stationary-engine.com>
Sent: Tuesday, December 27, 2005 3:45 PM
Subject: Re: [SEL] Boy are we stoopid!!/ Oyster Crackers


> Oh PLLEEEAAAASSSSEEEE Steve! Everyone in this part of NC has caught on
> to the racket you Oyster Crackers are running. Hammer wielding Steve
> builds these gargantuan houses that consume vast quantities of oil to
> heat them. The closing arrangements have your brother Mike in a
> contractual arrangement to supply heating oil to those same houses. Hell
> everyone in Shelby knows the beaming smile on Mike's face is in inverse
> proportion to the outdoor temperature. The colder, the bigger the smile.
> Want proof?
> Last year it was a balmy 60 F for the New Year's Day crankup. No oil
> being consumed by Steve's mansions. Now here are the Oyster Crackers
> driving a Rumley tractor, which would put one hell of a smile on any
> engine guy's face.
>
http://www.oldengine.org/members/gamtra/images/NewYearsDayCrankup2004/P1010072c.html
>
> You see any smiles??? The overwhelming sense of lost heating oil income
> was completely obliterating the fun they should have been having.
> :-)
> Curt Holland
> Gastonia, NC
>
>
>
> Steve Royster wrote:
>
> > Hey Larry, Ya gotta remember only ONE of the Oyster Brothers is an oil
> > baron, the other one is a poor old nail driver.
>
>
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