[SEL] Boy are we stoopid!!/ Oyster Crackers

[Curt]

Oh PLLEEEAAAASSSSEEEE Steve! Everyone in this part of NC has caught on 
to the racket you Oyster Crackers are running. Hammer wielding Steve 
builds these gargantuan houses that consume vast quantities of oil to 
heat them. The closing arrangements have your brother Mike in a 
contractual arrangement to supply heating oil to those same houses. Hell 
everyone in Shelby knows the beaming smile on Mike's face is in inverse 
proportion to the outdoor temperature. The colder, the bigger the smile.
Want proof?
Last year it was a balmy 60 F for the New Year's Day crankup. No oil 
being consumed by Steve's mansions. Now here are the Oyster Crackers 
driving a Rumley tractor, which would put one hell of a smile on any 
engine guy's face.
http://www.oldengine.org/members/gamtra/images/NewYearsDayCrankup2004/P1010072c.html

You see any smiles??? The overwhelming sense of lost heating oil income 
was completely obliterating the fun they should have been having.
:-)
Curt Holland
Gastonia, NC



Steve Royster wrote:

> Hey Larry, Ya gotta remember only ONE of the Oyster Brothers is an oil 
> baron, the other one is a poor old nail driver.