OT Re: [SEL] Portland - Gas Prices

[Dave Rotigel]

At 10:29 PM 4/15/2005, you wrote:
>I guess I'll pay the price and trudge on up there. Since I don't smoke or
>drink, Portland is a good trade off. At $28.00 + or - per carton, it's
>probably cheaper to go to Portland than smoke.
>Arthur
Hi Arthur,
Once upon a time a man went to his doctor for his annual physical. When it 
was over the doctor said to the man "You are in very good shape considering 
your age." Now the gentleman had never even thought about his age before, 
and thus the doctor's statement came as a bit of a shock. Once he realized 
fully what the doctor had said the man asked "Doc, do you think I'll live 
to be 80?"
The doctor then asked him "Do you drink?" to which the man answered "No." 
"Do you smoke?" the doctor asked, to which the guy again replied "No!" "Do 
you chase after wicked women?" was the doctor's next question. The man 
replied "NO, of course not, I'm married!" At which point the doctor asked 
"Why the hell do you want to live to be 80?"
         Dave
PS, I do think that Portland is probably one GOOD reason to want to live to 
be 80, but if you need another one I think that Bambi and Nitro will be 
there with Arnie and me this year. Let me know if you want to be introduced 
to them!
PPS, The dinner count is now up to 37!