[SEL] BREAKING MAYTAG NEWS

[Curt Holland]

Rex,
If only those administrations had signed onto the Maytag 
non-Proliferation Agreement years ago, we would not be in this situation 
today. Guess this also makes Fred a posthumous enemy combatant.
Curt Holland
Gastonia, NC

Rex Hinz wrote:

> inteligance has revealed it has recieved information that terrorists are
>now planning an all out attack on the 2004 Badger Steam and Gas Show in
>Baraboo, Wisconsin  , Aug 20th-22nd , Experts say they have very reliable
>sources stating the Terroists plan on droping Non Running Maytag engines on
>unsuspecting engine displays , spilling putrid unburned gasoline and oil
>from back in the thirties ,Also watch for Maytags with AXES or PICKS
>burried in their crankcases, Inteligance also explains Non Running Maytag
>engines add up to about 99.9% of all Maytags produced , However if your at
>the show and you pick up some of the dropped engines  they can bring a hardy
>income on Ebay even with most parts missing ,
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