[SEL] Spam> OT - Ford Engine Lifter
Arnie Fero
fero_ah at city-net.com
Fri Mar 16 12:50:33 PDT 2012
Or this old wheeze...
A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance
and was on the verge of being burned out. Hoping to try
another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he
decided to change careers and become a mechanic.
He found out from the local technical college what was
involved, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently,
and learned all he could. When the time for the practical
exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for
weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.
When the results came back, he was surprised to find that
he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he
called the instructor, saying "I don't want to appear
ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered
if there had been an error which needed adjusting."
The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine
apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark.
You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is
also worth 50% of the mark.
The instructor went on to say, "I gave you an extra 50%
because you did all of it through the muffler."
Arnie
On Fri, March 16, 2012 3:32 pm, Rob Skinner wrote:
> I concur. The explanation sounds similar to performing heart surgery using
> a catheter through the femoral artery.
>
> Rob
>
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> On Mar 16, 2012, at 11:38 AM, Arnie Fero wrote:
>> JB, you are amazing
.
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