[SEL] Guts or Balls

[Listerdiesel]

Had this come in to my inbox tonight:

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Ever wondered about  | Guts or Balls...

There is a medical distinction.    We've all heard about people having
guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

                    GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out
with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom,
                    and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still
cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?''

                    BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with
the boys, smelling of perfume and beer,
                    lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
arse and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.''

                    I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

                    Medically speaking, there is no difference in the
outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
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Peter
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Peter A Forbes
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