[SEL] Info from Kentucky

[R & M Ingold]

Ya got that from Oz, didnt ya?
(Just read our court reports!)
Reg & Marg Ingold.
Newcastle, NSW, Australia.
randmingold at hotkey.net.au
http://www.oldengine.org/members/randmingold

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Rob Skinner" <rskinner at rustyiron.com>
To: "The SEL email discussion list" <sel at lists.stationary-engine.com>
Sent: Thursday, February 15, 2007 4:31 PM
Subject: Re: [SEL] Info from Kentucky


> 
> On Feb 14, 2007, at 8:19 PM, Judge Tommy Turner wrote:
> 
>> OK folks, I just got this info from a friend of mine.  Now you'll  
>> know how to refer to us old iron lovers from KY:
>>
>> Because of the climate of political correctness now pervading America,
>> those of us in KENTUCKY will no longer be referred to as HILLBILLIES.
>>
>> We ask that you now refer to us as BLUEGRASS-AMERICANS.
> 
> 
> Hi Tommy!
> The following is meant for educational purposes and is in no way  
> meant to circumvent the written test administered by the KY DMV:
> 
> Kentucky Drivers Test
> 
> 
> 1. When a police car approaches you from the rear, lights flashing,  
> you should:
> 
> a.  pull over to the side of the road and stop until it has passed.
> b.   change lanes to give it the right-of-way.
> c.  yell "Yeee-haaa!" and floor it.
> 
> 2. When driving in dangerous conditions or inclement weather, you  
> should:
> 
> a.  be especially careful to observe the speed limit.
> b.   drive more slowly than the speed limit, if conditions so merit.
> c.   yell "Yeee-haaa!" and floor it.
> 
> 3. When approaching a railroad crossing, you should:
> 
> a.  stop if there are red lights flashing.
> b.   slow down and exercise caution even if there are no lights  
> flashing.
> c.   yell "Yeee-haaa!" and floor it.
> 
> 4. If you are involved in an accident, you are required by law to:
> 
> a.  stop and exchange insurance information with the others involved.
> b.   immediately place a call to a local law enforcement agency.
> c.   yell "Yeee-haaa!" and floor it.
> 
> 5. At an intersection controlled by stoplights, a green arrow  
> indicates that you may:
> 
> a.  make a protected turn.
> b.   proceed only if there are no other cars waiting.
> c.   yell "Yeee-haaa!" and floor it.
> 
> 6. If a child under four is riding in the car with you, you must:
> 
> a.  make sure that he or she is sitting and wearing a seatbelt.
> b.   make sure that he or she is sitting in an approved crash-safety  
> seat.
> c.   yell "Yeee-haaa!" and floor it.
> 
> 7. The blood-alcohol limit for legal driving is:
> 
> a.  0.10 percent.
> b.  0.08 percent.
> c.   yell "Yeee-haaa!" and floor it.
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> :-)
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
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