[SEL] (no subject)

[Dave Rotigel]

At 08:34 PM 8/13/2006, you wrote:
>please remove me from the mailing list

Hi Christopher,
         I'm sorry to inform you that your request can not be honored. 
There are certain rules that must be followed in order to have someone else 
remove your name from the List! . Records show clearly that you have not 
been on the List for the required 69 years in order to be considered for 
such removal
         There is ONE HOPE, however. A VERY few individuals who choose to 
live the good life for a period not to exceed 48 hours, give excessive 
funds to the charity of their choice, refrain from beating their wife for a 
short time (usually 6-8 hours is sufficient), and give up smoking, drinking 
and sex for a period not to exceed six (6) hours are provided with a link 
at the bottom of each post received from the SEL. If you happen to be lucky 
enough to be provided with such a link you might try clicking on it and 
follow the "unsubscribe" directions that can be found there!
         Dave
PS, Did you know that if you eat lots of vegetables, exercise regularly, 
give up cigarettes and alcohol, and attend church regularly that you are 
still going to die?