[SEL] A Message from the Past

Paul Maples pmaples at anaxis.net
Thu Jul 22 06:21:12 PDT 2004


Well now Mr. Dave I must admit that you are not setting a very good example
for her, after all you went and buried a hatchet in the head of that poor
defenseless Maytag that you have and she may have gotten the idea this could
happen to her if she upset the old professor, reckon that could have
anything to do with it?. I mean after all, you don't appear to be the
easiest going bloke I have seen, .....sinking hatchets in little Maytag's,
toting heaters (guns) around, wearing diapers and Arnie had done told all of
us that you had a derringer in that diaper, imbibing a lot of the pearl pop
with the foam on top. Why the poor girl is probably terrified that if she
starts the New Maytag washer a wookalard (unnamed monster) may jump out of
it and consume her.

You must calm down and present a more calmly figure to your little Jenny and
then she will be more receptive to change. Now this is just my take on the
situation and I could be wrong. Maybe some of the other list members have a
different opinion why Jenny is rejecting your offers of such nice gifts and
they will write back and tell you, we may be able to get this issue resolved
for you but you must be willing to accept sound advice and then apply it or
there will be no hope for you becoming a better husband to poor little
Jenny.

What about it gang, do any of you have any good advice for OLE Dave, I mean
this is bad news, his wife not accepting these wonderful gifts that he goes
out of his way to buy her. This could be the early beginnings of a
D..I..V..O..R..C..E and I, and I know all of you, don't want to see this, so
let's help Dave through his dark period of his life. Hang in there OLE Buddy
help will be forthcoming.

Paul

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Dave Rotigel" <rotigel at alltel.net>
To: "The SEL email discussion list" <sel at lists.stationary-engine.com>
Sent: Wednesday, July 21, 2004 11:41 PM
Subject: Re: [SEL] A Message from the Past


> I bought her a MAYTAG washer for her birthday last year and she hasn't
even
> started it as yet. Until she does, she can keep using the scissors that I
> gave her for X-mas several years ago. We only have a little over 4 acres
> that needs to be mowed!
>     Dave
> > Darn Dave I figured by now you would have posted pictures of the wife
out
> > mowing the yard with it. As I recall this was the reason you bought it.
> >
> > Paul
> >
>
> > > Hi Paul,
> > >     I had intended to work on the Ideal this month. However with all
the
> > OT
> > > posts to the List (particularly those having to do with broken
> computers)
> > I
> > > just haven't had time to do any engine work. Perhaps next month people
> > will
> > > slow down a bit with their OT posts and I will have some time to get
out
> > to
> > > the shop!
> > >     Dave
> > > PS, Yes, it's on the back burner, but coming along ever so slowly.
> > >
> >
> >
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