[SEL] Merry Christmas

[Germoamer at aol.com]

In a message dated 12/24/2004 8:37:54 PM Eastern Standard Time, 
oldengines at bigpond.com writes:

<< 
 Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an 
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, 
gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the 
most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or 
practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions 
and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular 
traditions at all.... and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and 
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted 
calendar year 2005, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other 
cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Australia great (not 
to imply that Australia is necessarily greater that any other country), and 
without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious 
faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee. 
 By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is 
subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no 
alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to 
actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where 
prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This 
wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good 
tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday 
greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of 
this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.  >>

Do not believe I ever heard, but are you a lawyer Ron?  Surely you did not 
come up with all those words without the help of someone in the that field of 
employment!

Have a good one!

Tom Schmutz
Concord, Va. USA
Germoamer at aol.com


Tom Schmutz
Concord, Va. USA
Germoamer at aol.com